I wanted to use my blog to talk a little about something important to me. I have a slight, let's say, tendency, to want to chew on the wires in my home. I often wonder what motivates me to do this, but it seems to just strike me at one moment and I find something on the ground that looks good to chew, like that one TV cord (mmmmm, tv cord) and I just start chewing away on it. I get all foamy at the mouth, and this makes me think that it might actually be a physical addiction because of these changes in my physiology.
You can see an example of my handy work below. Note that this is SPECIAL, "critter-proof" cord. A lot of good that did! Hahaha. Suckers. Notice too how I almost completely chewed through it. I've really been improving my technique.
Sometimes I want to stop, but I think this would be really hard. I tried a little cognitive-behavioral therapy, but when it came down to it, I forgot everything the therapist told me. I don't want to take any meds because I can't be bothered with a schedule or anything like that. I don't even know really why I would want to stop. It's something to do, just like going to the movies or killing a bat (or two). Perhaps the problem is with society and its rigid rules against cord chewing. I'm not going to change for anybody I've decided.
And to all my anti-cord-chewing detractors. I say pffffffffffffffftttttt!
