Legalize it

Alright, after "altered photo scandal 2008" I'm forced to admit that I actually did NOT go to Montreal a couple of weeks ago. I didn't have anything interesting to write about so I just made it all up! Having a blog as a young feline is very demanding and I only want to provide my readers with the best and I just cracked under the pressure. But now that I've had time to reflect on my actions I've come up with a list of future topics to satiate my faithful readers.

The pressure, however, has driven me to new limits and self medication. Now, I consume a bit of catnip here and there and I don't have any problems with it. It's fairly easy to obtain. Usually in my apartment there is a bag or two just lying around. I usually don't even notice it, but sometimes I do and I just can't control myself. That is the point where I start to worry. But man this stuff is just so good. Since I've been dealing with my very public shame, I've been going to the sweet-sticky much more often than normal. My friends say that it's not addictive physiologically, but I just don't know. Should I be worried?

Step 1: find bag


Step 2: sniff bag, assess quality and age of contents


Step 3: tear that bag a new one


Step 4: remove contents


Step 5: consume contents via nose and mouth


Step 5: aww, yeah



Step 7: sit back, enjoy the ride



Repeat as necessary.