Back-up Plan

The build up to the presidential election in November has me thinking a lot about the state of the economy and the direction the nation is going.

The state I'm living in is in the midst of some tough economic times. I've decided during this slow winter season that I would work on my skill set in case it becomes necessary for me to head to work. So here I will showcase some of my special talents in the event that an employer finds my skills necessary.

In addition to the absolutely necessary skills of sleeping, eating, and self-cleaning I am also well-versed in a number of extraordinary talents such as:

Flying:

Standing:

Hiding/Cameoflage:

Dancing:

Rolling over:

You would need a dog, a bird, a gorilla AND a human to do all these functions that you can find in just one Cameo! I can do all of these things at your request, unless I'm too busy doing something else. I accept cash, credit cards and Temptations cat treats.

Happy voting!